Dick looks like he was ready to take a bite out of something...
And Hud looks like he's ready to deliver...but maternity is on the North Campus.
Too bad we don't do hair transplants, 'cause Huddie looks like a before shot for Hair Club for Men.
Why is it that most of the people that Hud hires are short? Maybe he has that short-man syndrome, or Napoleon complex. Can't stand to have someone towering over him.
Maybe Hud came to Texas to feel larger, think Geico Insurance commercial--even geckos feel taller!